and still no license. I love bureaucracy.

smellslikeskittles:

I was craving a peanut butter sandwich and went to the kitchen to make one. Sitting right in front of the peanut butter jar was the banana bread I had made after school. The only logical thing to do was to spread some lovin’ on that bread and make a banana bread peanut butter sandwich, so that’s exactly what I did. Also heated it for a few seconds and poured a cup of milk. OHHH it’s so good. 

Dude I totally made a friend peanut butter and banana sammich yesterday.

For some reason, I feel like I’ve done something wrong. It’s a sense in the back of my mind like I’ve forgotten something important or really done something to regret. I’ve tried to go to bed twice now and feel pretty tired, but sleep isn’t going to happen. The only way I can describe the way I feel is that it’s like negative nostalgia. I’m thinking about something really bad in the past, but I don’t even know what it is. I can’t say I’ve ever felt like this before. I’m going fucking crazy.

ubiquitous-obfuscation:

musicalityandexpression:

beeztheebegotten:

aboveskyhigh:

pussymustache:

(via moneyovereverythingg, tevisdope)

s-isforspencer:

nuff said.

fuckyeahbigcats:

Did you know that in one single stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters)?

Photo by: JasonBechtel

sarcasmsquared:

Lol